Thursday, November 10, 2011

Mouse Poem

Eek a mouse!    
Get it out of the house!
Disgustingly, dastardly,
Devilish louse!
Chase it, find it,
By it some traps,
Send it away,
Without any maps!
This mouse is too cute,
Hug it, cuddle it,
Sew it a suit!
Love it, feed it,
Kiss it,  
Don't scream,
Give it cheese doodles,
Serve it ice cream...
It's a terrible thing,
Horrible hateful,
Disease it will bring!
Throw it,
Hide it,
Chase it away.
Bottle it! Can It!
Spray it with spray!
This mouse is alive,
It smells with its nose,
It sees with its eyes,
It eats with its mouth,
It walks with its feet,
It's practically human,
This mouse can't be beat...
This is not,
One horrible animal,
Look in the mirror,
You'll see a mammal,
Just like this mouse,
Which is nicer than you,
Because it loves all mice
And all humans too...


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